New Employment Opportunities

We need the equivalent of baristas for other lines of work:

Stylista...a Gene Juarez receptionist.
Carista...a car salesman for the hip, trendy new type of urban hiphop vehicles, like the Scion or the Honda Element.
Fareasta...an embedded cub reporter for the Iraq War.
Tarista...a lobbyist for Philip Morris.

Updated toddler cartoon shows:
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego Buried?
Waldo's Family Would Like to Know Where Waldo Is.
Blue's Clues for the Special Investigator.
Daycare CSI