Is the Past Catching Up with George?
Today, George W. Bush was reported as saying, "Is the past behind us?" in reference to the struggling democrary in war-torn Iraq. Troops stationed in Baghdad were seen to fearfully check over their shoulders at the news.
In a related story, a staggering earthquake ripped through neighboring Iran, killing over 300 people. Mr. Bush was reported as requesting another $3.5 billion dollars from Congress for what he called "God's Wrath" funding. "At times like these, I'm happy that the Lord is warning the Iranianites," The President said, "because we're stretched pretty tight money-wise on the whole war thing."
In honor of the past staying in the past, When You Were 5 will change it's name to When Were You 5.
In a related story, a staggering earthquake ripped through neighboring Iran, killing over 300 people. Mr. Bush was reported as requesting another $3.5 billion dollars from Congress for what he called "God's Wrath" funding. "At times like these, I'm happy that the Lord is warning the Iranianites," The President said, "because we're stretched pretty tight money-wise on the whole war thing."
In honor of the past staying in the past, When You Were 5 will change it's name to When Were You 5.
posted by Stefush at 6:09 AM
2 Comments:
Radical politics aside, I sometimes quite like you, Steve-O... loved your comments on SquareSlant tonight... they were downright motivational! I coulda acted... I coulda been a contender!
Bless you and your little bell-bottomed heart, dearie. Will you be my character witness when I'm dragged off the steps of power, screaming like an infant and waving a pistol?
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