Brutal Fruit Is Here! And It Wants Your Daughter!

I just saw an ad online for a new alcoholic beverage known as "Brutal Fruit".

Words fail me. Except these: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Imagine that first hangover -

ROOMMATE: Damn, Bob, you look like shit. What happened last night?

BOB: Urgh, uhhnn, Brutal - Brutal Fruit!

BOB staggers off to the toilet looking ashen.