Massive Milestone and WyW5's Lone Fan Bails Out

Well, campers, kidlets, fishwrap connoisseurs and unemployed yabbos -it's finally happened. This old jalopy is on the verge of 1,000 hits. That's right - count 'em. The Number One with 3 fat zeros behind it.

I'm kinda misty-eyed about the whole thing, to be honest. Just imagine if every one of 'em had sent me a dollar. Hoo boy, that's living!

In other news, Stefush Fan has bailed out, given up, moved on to Bigger and Better Blogs. For those of you who've been busy with that whole final-lurch-from-the-primordial-ooze thing, Stefush Fan is a mysterious reader of this canary cage liner who took it upon his- or herself to write a fan blog in honor of When You Were Five. You can read it here. Or simply hit the Ministry of Information link at the sidebar.

It's a sad day when your lone fan no longer posts to the site they made for you. It's kinda like that dorky feeling you get when you're visiting your hometown with your best girl, and you end up saying how "this used to be a playground!", or "that's my favorite tree!" and she's sitting there twirling her split ends and thinking about lunch.

Please come back, Stefush Fan, whoever you are. If you still care - come back to the When You Were Five and Dime, Steffy Dean, Steffy Dean.